Mr Hall:          I left a suitcase on the train to London the other day.

Attendant:     Can you describe it, sir?

Mr Hall:   It’s a small blue case and it’s got a zip. There’s a label on the handle with my name and address on it.

Attendant:       Is this case yours?

Mr Hall:        No, that’s not mine.

Attendant:     What about this one? This one’s got a label.

Mr Hall:        Let me see it.

Attendant:     What’s you name and address?

Mr Hall:      David Hall,

83, Bridge Street.

Attendant:       That’s right.

D.N.Hall.

83.Bridge Street.

Attendant:       Three pound and fifty pence please.

Mr Hall:          Here you are.

Attendant:       Thank you.

Mr Hall:          Hey!

Attendant:       What’s the matter?

Mr Hall:          This case doesn’t belong to me! You’ve given me the wrong case!